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Catholic Humor: Obama and the Pope are on a stage…

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But first an unbelievable statement about politics out of the mouth of Nancy Pelosi!

We know that politicians lie and say things that are patently untrue, but Pelosi has gone above and beyond with this statement concerning Washington, Chuckie Cheese Schumer’s defection on Obamacare and on politics in general:

“We came here to do a job, not keep a job”

The joke below is not new but as the Obama presidency drones on it is increasingly appropriate! 

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.  

The Pope leans towards President Obama and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Obama replied, “I seriously doubt that!  With one little wave of your hand? Show me!” 

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

H/T AR

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Catholic Humor: Obama and the Pope are on a stage…

Get Obama Toilet Paper For That Special Someone On Your Christmas Giving List!
Or, if that doesn’t HIT the spot, might I suggest The Obama Punching Bag instead?

But first an unbelievable statement about politics out of the mouth of Nancy Pelosi!

We know that politicians lie and say things that are patently untrue, but Pelosi has gone above and beyond with this statement concerning Washington, Chuckie Cheese Schumer’s defection on Obamacare and on politics in general:

“We came here to do a job, not keep a job”

The joke below is not new but as the Obama presidency drones on it is increasingly appropriate! 

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.  

The Pope leans towards President Obama and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

Obama replied, “I seriously doubt that!  With one little wave of your hand? Show me!” 

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land!

H/T AR

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Humor: Can you believe that the US Olympic Committee replaced Lindsey Vonn with Barack Obama?

Just weeks ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski accident in Schlamding, Austria.

Vonn was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Schladming.

Concerned that she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today that her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.

U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has. 

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