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Wow! VP Pence Comes Down Hard On POTUS Reaction To Criticism

Wow!   I couldn’t believe this via Chuck Todd’s “Meet The Press.”  Vice-President, Mike Pence, not showing any reluctance to speaking truth to power, blasted Donald Trump’s thin-skinned instant need to react [mainly via twitter] to every sing…

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This Executive Order By President Trump Would Be A Biggie

This attempt at parody isn’t a criticism [or praise] of President Trump’s daily Executive Orders, many, if not most of which, on the face of them have great merit.  Most of them sound great and as a conservative Republican I agree with almost all …

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The Netherlands – We’re Number Two

Hat tip:  Bret Baier’s Special Report on the Fox News ChannelWell, taking a cue from President Trump’s mantra of “America first” and  “make America great again”, the Netherlands in the following video seems to be saying, if you can’t beat the…

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The Wrap Up

We haven’t done this for a while     A whole bunch of common sense, right here       And do remember to keep an eye on the staff. From Oyia Brown A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the […]

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Tales Tweet Of The Week – Dec. 9, 2016

Well, it’s that time once again to find out who has won the coveted Tales Tweet of the Week award. 

“But Tales”, you may ask, “there hasn’t been a Tales Tweet of the Week award in months”.  True my friends, but there are two excuses, I mean reasons, for that.  First there are very few people out there who can meet the ultra stringent standards to qualify for this award – i.e., it must be a tweet on twitter.  And second a tweet must occur during the time the Tales law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe, the firm that chooses the Tales Tweet of the Week, is not on vacation [and good luck with that].

This week’s winner is not a first time winner, is not a two-timer, but this week’s winner, drum roll please, is the first three time winner of the most prestigious of Tales’ awards.  This person is such a great quipster I call him the Greg Gutfeld of twitter.  He is, Dan the man, @Dannerism.  

Dan from Mesa, AZ calls himself “Comedian, Mathematician, Juggler, Conservatarian,Teacher, Observer, Patriot and Performer of Antics and Semantics”


Without further ado, the Tales Tweet of the Week:  

Dannerism ‏@Dannerism  
Recount Cash Cow: The Green Party is now the Green Party

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Update Correction As a recount was just demanded by the Green Party, or Dan the man, or both, the Tales law firm, “Dewey, Cheatem and Howe” has just informed me that the Tales is mistaken in calling @Dannerism a 3-time winner. @Dannerism received his 3 time winner status on the May 19th edition of the Tales Tweet of the Week.


So, Dan from Mesa, AZ is officially a 4-time winner of the Tales Tweet of the Week.


Apologies to Dan the man for this oversight.

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Thank Goodness For Google

It is said that one of the best hires by president-elect Donald Trump was when he made pollster and Republican strategist Kellyanne Conway his campaign manager to help him win the upset 2016 presidential election.  I agree, she did a gre…

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So, What Is It That Trump Followers Love About Trump?

Whenever Donald Trump has made any of his numerous distasteful [I’m trying to be kind here by using that euphemism] statements this political season, you will have the die-hard Trump sycophants immediately come to his defense almost in unison on t…

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It’s My Party

With all due respect to Leslie Gore, the Tales makes another attempt at a music video.  Shh, but please don’t tell the fetching Mrs. B, for some reason she can’t hear the beauty of the singer; in fact, I think she threatened to throw my computer o…

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Don’t be this woman!

via Dealing With Women

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You Will Know The Loser When These Words Are Uttered

One does not even have to be following the presidential race to know when the race is over and who will win, or better yet, who has lost the race.  All one has to do is listen closely for certain words that are said, because I promise you, except …

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Ted Cruz enshrined in the G.O.P. Hall of Shame

Let me begin by saying that my support for Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) before, during and after his presidential bid is well-documented. The reason for my support was based primarily on his commitment to the Constitution along with the appearance…

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Election Day Dreamin’

Election day dreaming or election day nightmare, take your choice. In this Tales exclusive, you are in for a treat, or maybe as the fetching Mrs. B would say, in for torturous hell, with this singing video.  the California Dreamin’ Mamas and the P…

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Conservative Comedy Friday – 8/19/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. Every Friday we bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the…

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You Live By The Media You Die By The Media

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you that there is a clear double standard in the main stream media and that they are attempting to help the Democrat nominee for president get elected…LIKE THEY HAVE THE LAST FORTY YEARS.Cry me a river of these Trump suppo… . . . → Read More: You Live By The Media You Die By The Media

Conservative Comedy Friday – 8/5/16

In the words of John McCain, “Allahu Akbar It’s Friday!” And of course that means it’s time for some conservative comedy. Every Friday we bring you some of the best conservative political and religious comedy, jokes, and satire on the…

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So There Is A Line The GOP Will Not Cross

This from ABC News:  “White supremacist and former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke announced a run for U.S. Senate in Louisiana in a web video today [Friday July 22 2016], linking his campaign to the message of Donald Trump’s presidential bid.”

The local and national Republicans announce they will not support David Duke’s run as a Republican.  This from U.S. News:  “He will not have the support of the NRSC under any circumstance.”

Well now, in light of the Donald Trump campaign, we find out that the GOP does have some standards and there is a line that the GOP will not cross in supporting a candidate just because that candidate has an R behind their name

So, that has me wondering, what if it was David Duke instead of Donald Trump who became the Republican presumptive nominee for president in a crowded split field?  

Think that is preposterous?  If you would have told me a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln who demeaned woman, Mexicans, Hispanic Americans, war heroes, and those who are physically disabled – I would have told you before this election, that would be preposterous too. If you would have told me that a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln by calling the previous Republican president a liar, who purposely lied to go to war, and who should have been impeached – I would have told you that would be preposterous too.  If you had told me a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln who said that he got all his national security and foreign policy “expertise” from “watching the shows on TV” and that anyway, he “knows more than the generals do” – I would have told you that would be preposterous too.  If you had told me a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln who said an American born judge was really a “Mexican” because his parents were born in Mexico and because of that he couldn’t be fair in a lawsuit case against him, I would have told you that would be preposterous too.  If you would have told me a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln who would slander a “Gold Star” mother, I would have told you that would be preposterous too.  If you would have told me a person could be elected as the nominee of the party of Lincoln who wouldn’t immediately denounce, the same racist bigot David Duke that this post is talking about, I would have told you that would be preposterous too.  

Really GOP?

So, what if David Duke had been on his way to being the Republican presumptive nominee, would Reince Priebus and the Republican “establishment” disavow him or embrace him and say “while they certainly have disagreements with his past actions and statements he is certainly better than Hillary”.  And then would they lambaste those of us who would say never in hell would we support him?  Would they tell us we weren’t loyal Republicans because then that would mean we wanted Hillary Clinton as president?  Would they say to us, “don’t we know that no matter what we think of David Duke, he certainly would appoint better Supreme Court justices than Hillary Clinton would?”  

And what happens if [and I pray to God this doesn’t happen] the Republicans in Louisana elect him as the GOP nominee for the Senate…will the GOP still [I hope] disavow him and say he must be defeated, even if they know that would cost us the U.S. Senate? 

I would like to believe, and I do believe, that the overwhelming majority of Republican leaders and pundits would say, there is no way in hell they would support a David Duke GOP nominee run for the presidency.  

And for those who that is true, then that shows there is a line that you believe if crossed you could not support the GOP nominee, even if it meant a Hillary Clinton presidency.  Which would put you in the same company with the #NeverTrump-ers in this election cycle; the only difference would be that your bar [the line to be crossed] is higher than the bar of the #NeverTrump-ers to not support the GOP nominee.


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What Really Happened To Hillary’s Missing E-Mails

Hat/Tip:  My older brother Sandy sent this hilarious video of the “German version of the Clinton missing E-Mails”.  And video on You Tube via Tim Donovan You Tube site. “You mean with a cloth?”

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Conservative Comedy Friday – 7/22/16

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Conservative Comedy Friday – 7/15/16

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The politics of chaos

To think it was only a few months ago the British were shaking their heads sadly and wondering how on earth it had come about that America, the greatest country on earth, was facing a choice for President between a permatanned mogul with a comb over and a woman who couldn’t even sort her emails […]

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